"Brains for Lunch: A Zombie Novel in Haiku?!?!" by K.A. Holt and Gahan Wilson

87 pages

Loeb is in high school

Awful enough as it is

He's a zombie too

Can't mix with "Lifers"

Pretty Siobhan is his crush

But she's not undead

Then he finds haiku

Learns that although he eats brains

He has some himself

His self-esteem's up

So he enters a contest

To share his best poems

Whoa, a zombie poet!

Will the other kids buy it?

Will Siobhan like it?

I think this book's great

Reminds me of my fourth grade

Only with more zombies

It made me laugh hard

Lots of people will like it

So go check it out!