Many of the libraries we are competing against have taken notice of our dear Jenny E. and have offered various ways of slowing her down. My suggestion of Colin Firth hasn't quite panned out yet (sorry Jenny). :-(
One suggestion for a library to boost their participation was this:
#1. Fire all of the department heads who are not participating. Offer Jenny E. from Springfield-Greene one of those jobs.
Enjoy your notoriety Jenny!
Hee!!! *buries her face in a book so no one can see her* *secretly wishes Jen H. luck with the Colin Firth distraction plan*
ReplyDeleteI know what we need. Neil Gaiman. I'm not sure what he'll do to help out with this particular situation, but who cares. He's Neil freakin' Gaiman.
ReplyDelete(Go Jenny Go!)